fanfic topic

Neyla wrote:Title: Muldune's Will: Boot to the Head DOTD Style
Category: Humor/Horror
Disclaimer: All I own are the OCs.
Inspiration: I watched this video and got the idea from it: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vFldBVWFgWo&feature=related

*Almost everyone from DOTD Cast is seated at a large table to read the will of the late Dr. Logan*

Dr. Fisher: As a colleage of Dr. Logan, I have been enpowered to read his last will and testament.

McDermont: Well get on with it, the bars open soon.

Mara: Oh Daddy why did you have to die! Waaah! *Cries*

Michael: *pats Mara's shoulder* There there, Mum.

Rhodes: How predictably boring.

Sarah: I never worked for a kinder man.

Fisher: If we're all seated, I shall proceed with the reading.

Rhodes: I knew it.

McDermont: *chuckles*

Fisher: "I, Matthew Logan, being of sound mind and body-"

McDermont: That's a laugh. *laughs*

Fisher: "-Due hereby divide up my considerable estate as follows: To my overly emotional daughter Mara-"

Mara: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAUGH!

Michael: Mum he's talking to you.

Mara: *stops crying* Oh.

Fisher: "Who kept on angsting about her tragic past and cried crocodile tears when I needed sympathy,"

Mara: What?

Fisher: "To Mara, I leave: A boot to the head."

Mara: Huh?

*A boot flies out of nowhere and THUNK! hits Mara in the face*

Mara: OW!

Michael: *shocked* Mum?

Fisher: "And one for her wimpy son Michael."

*THUNK!*

Michael: *holds his face* OW!

McDermont: *laughs*

Mara: This is an outrage!

Fisher: "But still you are daughter. Since you've both admired my cure to the diclonius disease, and since won't be needing it,"

Mara: Oh, Dad's too kind.

Fisher: " I bequeath…another boot to the head."

*THUNK!*

Mara: OW!

McDermont: *Laughs again*

Fisher: "And one more for the wimp."

*THUNK!*

Michael: OW!

Fisher: "Next to my alcoholic brother William-"

McDermont: Hey, I don't want no boot to the head!

Fisher: "To my dear brother who never worked a day in his drunken life-"

McDermont: *covers head*

Fisher: "I leave my wine cellar and three crates of my finest whiskey."

McDermont: Really?

Fisher: "And a boot to the head."

*THUNK!*

McDermont: OW!

Fisher: "And another for Mara and the wimp."

*THUNK!*

Mara: OW!

*THUNK!*

Michael: OW!

Fisher: "Next to my know-it-all nephew Rhodes...."

Rhodes: This is so predictable.

Fisher: "I leave a boot to the head."

*THUNK!*

Rhodes: OW! *holds eye* I knew it.

Fisher: "And another for Mara and the wimp."

*THUNK!*

Mara: OW!

*THUNK!*

Michael: OW! *falls down*

Fisher: "This takes care of family obligations. And now to Ms. Cross...."

Sarah: Um, I don't want anything.

Fisher: "Who made me laugh and brought me tea........"

Sarah: It was a pleasure. ^-^

Fisher: "To Ms. Cross I bequeath..... a boot to the head."

"THUNK!"

Sarah: OW!

Fisher: "And another for Mara and the wimp."

*THUNK!*

Mara: OW! *gets one of her horns knocked off and falls down*

*THUNK!*

Michael: OW!

Fisher: "And so to my cat Naomi, I leave my entire, vast........ boot to the head."

*THUNK!*

Naomi(yes, from the RP): *soars over everyone's heads while making a cat screeching noise*

Fisher: "And finally to Ted Fisher, who helped me write this will, I leave not a boot to the head, but a rabid Tasmanian Devil........... TO BE PLACED IN HIS TROUSERS?!"

*growling noises*

Fisher: *screams and runs around* andIleavemyentireestateof10milliondollarstoBubsohecanmovesomewheredecent!

Bub: ^-^

Mara: *gets up with blood running down her face* That's it?

Rhodes: THAT'S IT?

McDermont: THAT DISGRACEFUL!

Fisher: "There's is one last thing for everyone."

Everyone: *covers their heads*

Fisher: "I leave everyone a lifetime supply of ice cream."

Everyone: Ice cream?

Sarah: What flavor is it?

Fisher: "Boot to the head."

*Boots start flying everywhere and everyone gets hit. cue canned laughter*

FIN